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Towelie McTowelson.
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I Object!

Machete kill movies are my favorite.

I usually get through the first sentence before i realize I've read all this before.

I would watch Texas Chainsaw if I wanted to be terrified. I would watch Friday the 13th if I wanted to be entertained.

Tommy was originally set up in part 4 to be the new killer. The reaction to the twist ending in part 5 wasn't good though so they res'd Jason in the next one. I still love Part 5 though, so many good kills and terrible acting.

The thing is that those assholes could have just followed the river out of the woods instead of walking around in circles.

oh, snap!

Haven't seen it recently but i don't think it was a personal hell. I think it was the real hell.

Any with Autistic Slashers?

I thought Event Horizon was pretty fucking terrifying.

What was the one with the killer masks and no Michael Myers? Jesus that one sucked.

Call it.

The drowning was retconned in the second movie when he was shown to be alive and living in a cabin out in the woods this whole time. he was alive in parts 2,3, and 4. The knife to the head did in fact kill him at the end of 4. He was brought back by the lightning at the beginning of six.

Hillbilly outrage is pretty funny though.

Gore Vidal worked on Caligula. That movie scarred me for life.

Rza got me hooked on phonics.

Heh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

the first four Danzig albums are pretty fucking rad. I love Wu Tang also.

I always liked the flow on It's Yourz and A Better Tomorrow off of Forever.

Let's hear some of yours.