"I dreamt of a god with a hammer, a mortal armored in red, a man made incredible by chemicals, and a monster of green skin, and a woman from the East, all eating Shawarma…"

Way to commit!

I thought immediately of Oldboy as soon as the hallway was established, and wasn't disappointed. The fact that he was unarmed and the goons kept getting up- that's what makes the distinction for me.

Daredevil, hands down.

I don't think they'd have brought in EJO unless his character had a major role to play in the development of the MCU. i also don't think he'd have taken the role unless it was in contrast to Adama, because he thinks himself a capital-A-Actor. He probably won't appear in Ultron for longer than Clark Gregg (or at the…

DING DING DING got it in one

next season's pre-hiatus episode, ward calls kara. 48:1 odds, minimum $12 bet

Aw, man, Hydra had to transfer him 200 thousand credits!

Apparently you hadn't given him enough time; or, he wouldn't have if you hadn't mentioned it. So… thanks?

I seriously thought "why did they put May in Skye's wig?" due to my utter disbelief that it was Skye. Apparently they're calling her "Quake" now? This is almost too cool for AoS..

and half is being generous.

ok seriously? it's ridiculous that this isn't a daily avclub feature. it's better than every 'great job, internet' and half the 'newswire' posts.

Roger (on phone): "Can you repeat that?"
~smash cut~
Joan: "I think *not*"

sorry bout your folks "piper"

I spent eight minutes in a mental fugue writing Selina's speech that both announced peace in the middle east and a justification for the extravagance of the state dinner surrounding it, and it ended with this:

i mean, he *was* Lumbergh

lucky, lucky brad hall

Gottfried voice, Emo Philips material. Solid combo for an open mic night, but it only worked on The Tonight Show in the context of Louie.

Eh, it's fine. A couple great episodes, but lots of slog to get there.

BOON: And how's my girl doin' today?
LORETTA: Jesus Christ! I'm never gonna be rid o' you, am I?
B: Well now, that certainly wouldn't fit in my plan, no ma'am.
L: Hell then, I'm gonna have a drink. (beat) You want one?
B: Thanks but I have a strict policy.
L: Well I'm never gonna be with no man can't hold his bourbon.…