That might be the interior of JJ's, but the exterior is a joint called Landmark Diner, Jr. in Atlanta

to be fair, it would be a good joke if it were about most other people. it's just aimed wrong, like a firearm in the hands of a schoolboy.

k street ain't just republicans yo

idk where "Carmen" came from, her name was Lily. oh— the white guy friend was called "Carter" so that's pretty close.

Not hard to believe at all, considering his performance in this and oh everything else

That's why Amy Poehler keeps firing him.

fuck yeah garrett dillahunt

wasn't it also an awful medieval weapon?

It's so beautiful.

What It's Not has to be the worst category with the worst clues I've seen on Jeopardy in years. Poorly written, confusing, nonsensical from top to bottom. Maybe the new host will freshen up the writers' room too.

Which, the bear?

I'd really rather see Sam Rockwell star in a reboot. Not that Keaton isn't great, but why not have a new story and a new cast?

look, they can't all be winners. the trip is fantastic and from what i've heard the alan partridge movie is great. sometimes good people do bad projects. just take a breath, everything will be all right.

thank you for not insisting she play carol danvers

Guess I'm a robot. I have no interest in Star Wars.

Barry: "-or the magazines I'm holding for a friend?"
Murray: "Hide them in the woods like everybody else!"

I keep waiting for the series to introduce a new character named Barbara, so that the Barbara we've got can snap and turn into some week's shitty villain. When Morena Baccarin showed up, I squeed "oh please oh please let this doctor's name be barbara PLEASE" and (as with everything else on this show) was utterly…

I remember two different programs under the moniker "The Brak Show" — one was "Brak Presents The Brak Show Starring Brak," a one-off special featuring the Chieftains and a variety show theme; the other was "The Brak Show" starring Brak and Zorak as siblings with George Lowe (Space Ghost) voicing their miniscule…

Happy holidays, Jay!

I'd buy anything from Ray Wise