I wouldn't say Vampires Suck was "better."

I totally misread the episode title as "Vagina Picnic."

I kind of hate you for prefacing that spoiler with "this isn't a spoiler."

Oh, did she only bludgeon her with it?

I'm glad I'm not alone on reverting to a flailing 6-year-old girl whenever the opening credits change slightly.

Every time we see him, he finds a new way to make us hate him.

Phineas and Ferb is an excellent program and doesn't get nearly as much attention as it deserves. It's genuinely intelligent and funny. I caught a re-run of an episode I already seen and still laughed for a good five minutes at one of the jokes.

One of my favorite things about Avatar is that they don't patronize kids or underestimate what themes and humor kids are capable of understanding. I have lots of respect for them for the fact that they don't oversimplify and water down mature and intelligent plots or jokes.

I wouldn't say Harry sucks, I'd just say he's an average kid. He sucks as a hero, but then again he didn't choose or want to be the hero. He did take to the role and made an effort, but I think Rowling excellently showed how defeating Voldemort was really an effort by many (Dumbledore, Snape and Hermione in…

I went to a similar dark place when I realized why the Airbenders were peaceful monks: because they could literally take someone's breath away. They could pretty much insta-kill someone if they wanted, thus they were made nomadic and spiritual. Like Waterbenders, they have control over an element that's essential to…

It didn't really feel staged to me. Plus Bolin didn't really know what was going on which would have made him a liability. If they went through all the trouble to stage it, they probably wouldn't have kidnapped, tied up, and hauled off a complete rando  without so much as making sure he knew what was going on.

Chi blocking seems to be more about attacking certain pressure points than sort of siphoning the ability out. Amon's method look very similar to what Aang did and very different than chi blocking. As I said, I don't think it's a totally legit form of energybending, probably akin to chi blocking. So I wouldn't be…

I caught that as well. I was thinking that with bending having become more about brute force, Korra's avatar training across various traditional styles should give her an edge in general combat outside the arena. All she needs is to master the elusiveness of airbending and she'd be unstoppable.

Watching Bolt Zolt's fire die is kind of what sells me on the idea that he can indeed energybend.

Pierce/Kevin: 9.7/10

I'm pretty sure that cellphone call was my favorite thing the show has done.

My name is indeed a reference to your second favorite Zelda game.

So glad I skipped the rest of Glee for this.

I got a few good laughs (honorable mentions are "This Little Light of Mine" and the Miss Teen South Carolina speech). But mostly, this episode was just damn stupid.

It's not like THAT'S what ruined the episode.