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Saw it on a date with a girl who was a bit of a moron (sorry, Michelle!). Was fully expecting it to be bad, especially after he previous selection was Gone in 60 Seconds, but found myself genuinely entertained and terrified. Can't remember much about it, though, other than a scene with a bathtub? I think? Spoiler?

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CornerPies.org?

Despite the general weirdness of that website, the "don't care" caption under the picture of Jon Snow and Qhorin Halfhand killed me.

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Avocado 
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We just say "manager."

That's what I was thinking too. So was Bort, who shares an office with me. Oh shit, my boss Bort is coming by and I better just go ahead and post this without finishing my thought so

Gone Baby Gone Girl With The Dragon Tatoo Fast Too Furious

God, I hope the reviews aren't, for like the fourth straight album, along the lines of "Pearl Jam is back to rockin'!" Of course, they were once my favorite band when I was just a teenaged Alaska, and I still have a soft spot for their best songs. Who knows? Maybe it'll be good.

Siht ni sdrawkcab skaeps frawd eht epoh I.

Jesus Christ, @rev! They're minerals!

Well played, Greyhound. Glad to see the edit button still works.

Snakes out there dis big?

It'll be tough to top Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. The website and book were super funny, but I was lucky enough to see the brief stage version before the Coens shut it down and that, dear friends, was magical.

The mashiest of mash-ups. Nice.

And then I realized someone made the joke earlier. And even had a TM. DAMMIT.

In Depends This Day (You know, because the actors will all be old)

"Son of Sanford and Son"

And apparently there's a poster for Clue outside a movie theater. Good catch, Ron Howard Voice!