Anyone willing to take odds that Harlan Ellison sues him over the title?

The hell?

A few of mine
Just going to name these at random—and I haven't read all the comments so if some of these are repeats, well thppfft:

Clark Griswold, I do not. That would be cruel. I just have him tied to a chair next to the cat boxes.

Stop messing with my mind, man!

Well, actually he said "HMMMPPPPHHHHH" because there was an oil-soaked rag in his mouth, but I'm pretty sure he meant "Hello."

Yeah. I have him tied up in my basement. He said to say hello.

Saw her live as well, a couple of times. Aside from Little Jimmie Scott I don't think I've seen a more awesome performer onstage.

Yeah, put me down for one too. And Riff, you're 2 for 2 today.

Sure, you say that now, but when a bedraggled Phipps shows up on your doorstep looking all lost and forlorn and adorable, with 85% new content tucked under his arm, you know you're gonna melt and go "Awwwwww" and fork over the price of a fix.

Riff, you just made being home sick worthwhile with that comment. Thanks for the laugh.

And who could forget Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet—"where you always save MORE MONEY!"

Kickin' it old school with the Chicago commercials—how many of you guys remember the Aronson Furniture jingle ("Home of the credit con-nec-tiooooon! ARONSON!"), Boushelle carpets (Hudson 3-2700!), the Maurice Lenell commercials on WGN radio done to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey")? Or what about the…

Michigan seems like a dream to me now . . .

I thought Al was the world's biggest cheesesteak.

Yeah, this one's just trying too hard.

But it likes hugs.

HULK SMASH PUNY HOMANS!

Well played.

But make her put on the bear costume first!