Like Doris the Finkosaurus!

Pope, that is fucking awesome and fucking disturbing at the same time. I applaud you, sir.

I agree. It's just too bad they had to remake it as Star Trek: The Motionless Picture, aka Where Nomad Has Gone Before . . .

"Abrams' Star Trek: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!"

thar = that

JVS—damn, thar shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did

Your face is in your pants? Doesn't that make it hard to drive to and from work?

Bob K, you just described North by Northwest.

Sequel set for 2011 according to Abrams' Wikipedia page.

Ah yes indeed it's FUN TIME!

Original Recipe:

Same reason I skipped "Mondo Cane".

Please, there are no virgins on the internet. Trust me, I've been looking for a while now.

Pope—it's okay man, my whole week has been like that.

Sounds like you adhere to the letter of the law to me.

Future Zoe: The Final Frontier . . .

Even worse, Jean-Luc Picard was played by an ENGLISH GUY!!!

Don't test me, they can't arrest me!

J. Goo, I totally agree. First Contact kicked ass for the most part, and took a few names to boot. Unfortunately Michael Piller ruined Insurrection, and Nemesis was a misbegotten mess from the start.

I need to get it in better quality before I do. The tape is over 10 years old and is somewhat degraded at this point. I know I can't be the only guy out there who has this concert preserved though. It had awesome performances from Al Green, John Fogerty, Lou Reed, Springsteen, and the Pretenders plus more. (Christ,…