A ton of mediocrity compared to what?

That's gonna be a pain in the ass when you have to write that essay about Proust you were just assigned.

What a slap in the face!

I was uncertain about it too. but the more I've seen of this movie, through trailers and clips and what not, the more I've wanted to go see it. Part of that is good marketing, naturally, but for the most part this just looks like a hell of a good movie.

Hell, I am!

I'm genuinely excited to see any Trek that doesn't have Berman and Braga attached to it.

Pfft, please. John Paul Jones can't even get Robert Plant to return his calls.

I am known to do the Wop (Wop).

Helllll YES
One of the most awesome things I ever saw on live TV was Clinton and P-Funk with Larry Graham, at the Concert For the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, slamming out "Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Again" and "Higher." Turned my ass inside out and upside down and made me dance on my fucking couch. I still have…

I hear it in the Zapp Rowsdower voice.

He's preparing for his upcoming marriage to an androgynous lady-boy he met 10 days ago.

Trent
apparently has some anger issues.

I don't see any Method at all, sir.

I call this movement, "Tree Up My Ass."

Come on man, you can't use crack whores as servers. They don't have enough memory and they could never handle the bandwidth.

God DAMMIT, phel.

Asip has sex with a picture of it in your photo album, that's what.

The story gets even better when you imagine it might be about "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium" . . .

I had a dream that I was eating my pillow, and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

::sends Fred Astaire in to kick Lionel's ass::