I get creative and make my own mixes of stuff to sleep to, pulling up different tabs for each video. Get a good thunderstorm going, get some whale sounds, get some Pornhub MILF action, and it's highway to sleepytown.

I recently unfollowed a bunch of family, yet I'm still seeing ridiculous stuff. My stupid cousin got engaged, and gave his fiancé an ugly-ass ring. I really had to exercise self-control by not posting, yuck, or something mean. I unfollowed that dumbass for a reason, dammit. I keep Facebook for my mom, but I'm…

It was a distraction so your parents could steal your fries.

You know she goes by Debbie.

Gallant whines about doing his best. Goofus goes home and fucks the prom queen!

"Sorenipplevania"?

Reminds me of those "satire" news websites who don't really know what satire means, but want to be the Onion so hard. They just make shit up and call it satire, when it's just misinformation spat out by people with no comedic imagination.

His pants will be lower than the others.

Although I had aged out of Power Rangers just about when the third season came out, I saw one of the iterations featured caped Rangers, which I thought was kinda cool. Apparently that was one of the most boring seasons. HOW CAN YOU MAKE CAPES BORING?

That would be awesome. I could use that to pilot an android that could go outside for me and shop for groceries, thus avoiding the sweaty masses.

STATION!

The inclusion of dickheads always cracks me up. Dudes who were jerks were there own clique.

Seriously. We see this because some people don't age beyond 12 in their minds. I'm at an age that I ain't got nothing to prove, and fuck whoever is trying to be "alpha" in a group. People don't work that way. Others might be doing better than me, but I know there are still others who are a lot less fortunate. I…

Boys becoming men! Men becoming wolves!

How many units Brians William was he off?

Twenty years out and I still draw a huge "meh" when it comes to VR. I really see an "augmented reality" kinda deal becoming the thing, rather than wearing some big dumb headset.

Haha, yes! Also, the new Metal Gear games like to highlight the main character's sweet ass.

It exists! Ever played Saints Row?

I guess I'm getting crotchety, but I see all these blocky "retro" games the kids like, and I remember when we could only dream about the bouncing boob physics of today.

*continues walking and comes to the place where he began his journey*