Sshtashy 512, you're totally mad.

Sshtashy 512, you're totally mad.

Well that's not very polite.

Well that's not very polite.

And The Core!  Goddamn it Earth, just be cool and let us live in peace!

And The Core!  Goddamn it Earth, just be cool and let us live in peace!

Mars Attacks has aliens trying to knock the Washington Monument onto fleeing schoolgirls.  It also has Pierce Brosnan's disembodied head making out with Sarah Jessica Parker, whose head is grafted on a dog's body.

Mars Attacks has aliens trying to knock the Washington Monument onto fleeing schoolgirls.  It also has Pierce Brosnan's disembodied head making out with Sarah Jessica Parker, whose head is grafted on a dog's body.

It's kind of ridiculous that the pro-America voices on this site have to sound sheepish and apologetic.  Loud and proud buddy, loud and proud.

It's kind of ridiculous that the pro-America voices on this site have to sound sheepish and apologetic.  Loud and proud buddy, loud and proud.

So basically it was a great time.

So basically it was a great time.

Would a drunk man bother editing his post?  I call shenanigans!

Would a drunk man bother editing his post?  I call shenanigans!

It's a plane made of Flubber!

It's a plane made of Flubber!

The cockpit!  What is it?

The cockpit!  What is it?

Denzel Washington is almost 60 years old.  For some reason, this fact really weirds me out.

Denzel Washington is almost 60 years old.  For some reason, this fact really weirds me out.