Speaking of Steve Martin movies, Planes Trains and Automobiles didn't have any sex or violence.  Except for some light fisting.

Speaking of Steve Martin movies, Planes Trains and Automobiles didn't have any sex or violence.  Except for some light fisting.

Speaking of which, how stupid was Boris in Goldeneye for making his password to the location to the SUPER DUPER SECRET evil lair "chair"?  I guess maybe computer geeks can get blinded by hubris with their own inside jokes, but still, what a dipstick. 

Speaking of which, how stupid was Boris in Goldeneye for making his password to the location to the SUPER DUPER SECRET evil lair "chair"?  I guess maybe computer geeks can get blinded by hubris with their own inside jokes, but still, what a dipstick. 

You went to all that trouble to steal that?

You went to all that trouble to steal that?

@E.Buzz Miller: it's the most valuable player not the most valuable hitter, though I'm not sure the people who vote on this fully grasp that.

@E.Buzz Miller: it's the most valuable player not the most valuable hitter, though I'm not sure the people who vote on this fully grasp that.

Hm, sounds an awful lot like The Raid: Redemption except sillier.  Which might not necessarily be a bad thing; if it shows up on Netflix Instant I'll probably give it a watch since I'm kind of a Karl Urban fan (I even saw that terrible Pathfinder movie).  

Hm, sounds an awful lot like The Raid: Redemption except sillier.  Which might not necessarily be a bad thing; if it shows up on Netflix Instant I'll probably give it a watch since I'm kind of a Karl Urban fan (I even saw that terrible Pathfinder movie).  

I think even the crustiest, most anti-sabermetrics scouts still love Mike Trout.  His greatness is evident to anyone.  The dumbass BBWAA, on the other hand, are probably going to give the MVP to Miguel Cabrera if he wins the triple crown.

I think even the crustiest, most anti-sabermetrics scouts still love Mike Trout.  His greatness is evident to anyone.  The dumbass BBWAA, on the other hand, are probably going to give the MVP to Miguel Cabrera if he wins the triple crown.

Christ, you people aren't even trying anymore.

Christ, you people aren't even trying anymore.

I've seen both The Master and Premium Rush, and I have to say the movie I enjoyed the most (and had the most fun at) was definitely Premium Rush.  But this is where I diverge from the article.  I got everything there is to get from Premium Rush; fun stunts, a fast-paced soundtrack, and goofy acting from Joseph…

I've seen both The Master and Premium Rush, and I have to say the movie I enjoyed the most (and had the most fun at) was definitely Premium Rush.  But this is where I diverge from the article.  I got everything there is to get from Premium Rush; fun stunts, a fast-paced soundtrack, and goofy acting from Joseph…

Watch the From Russia With Love fight scene between Sean Connery and Robert Shaw, then come back to me and say with a straight face that it's all that crap you spouted above.  Bond movies have had some very low lows (Die Another Day, the movie you mentioned, being perhaps the lowest) but their highs are among the best…

Watch the From Russia With Love fight scene between Sean Connery and Robert Shaw, then come back to me and say with a straight face that it's all that crap you spouted above.  Bond movies have had some very low lows (Die Another Day, the movie you mentioned, being perhaps the lowest) but their highs are among the best…

And myyyy axe!

And myyyy axe!