Really?  I feel like PTA movies get better with rewatches. 

Really?  I feel like PTA movies get better with rewatches. 

Milla Jovovich could drive a motorcycle onto my chest, if you know what I mean.

Milla Jovovich could drive a motorcycle onto my chest, if you know what I mean.

Oh really?  Dish the deets, if you please.

Oh really?  Dish the deets, if you please.

That is my ranking as well.  Congrats on being right.

That is my ranking as well.  Congrats on being right.

Shut up!  Shut up! Shut up! Shut shut shut shut up!

Shut up!  Shut up! Shut up! Shut shut shut shut up!

GET IN MY EYEBALLS NOW!  NOW GODDAMN IT!

GET IN MY EYEBALLS NOW!  NOW GODDAMN IT!

Me too!  Ah, those were the days, shitting where I want, crying for my bahbah, eating legos like they were popcorn…good times.  Good times.

Me too!  Ah, those were the days, shitting where I want, crying for my bahbah, eating legos like they were popcorn…good times.  Good times.

I fucking hate this guy!

I fucking hate this guy!

Mr Braves fan, you don't know dick about perennial suckiness.  Since 1991 you have precisely 2 losing seasons.  The Rockies have had 3 winning seasons.  Trust me, the shitty seasons are worse than blowing late leads.

Mr Braves fan, you don't know dick about perennial suckiness.  Since 1991 you have precisely 2 losing seasons.  The Rockies have had 3 winning seasons.  Trust me, the shitty seasons are worse than blowing late leads.

I also want to mention that I'm being held hostage by Stephen King's the Dark Tower series, and it's pissing me off.  The Gunslinger was good, and The Drawing of the Three was a fantastic read, but it's been almost unreadable since (I'm nearly done with Wolves of the Calla).  I might have to cut my losses soon, as I…

I also want to mention that I'm being held hostage by Stephen King's the Dark Tower series, and it's pissing me off.  The Gunslinger was good, and The Drawing of the Three was a fantastic read, but it's been almost unreadable since (I'm nearly done with Wolves of the Calla).  I might have to cut my losses soon, as I…