Is there nothing on the internet I won't masturbate to?

I'm calling bullshit if they don't lift the lid on her control of the international drug trade.

I just hope dad named each of his kids after one of the stages of psychosexual development.

Thank you for reminding me of Big Butter Jesus.

Third prize you're excommunicated.

Always
Be
Converting

EINS
SECHS
SIEBEN
ACHT
ACHT
EINS
NEUN
VIER
ACHT
*Swedish Rhapsody plays*

Yeah it could have been worse, like The Net.

zomg candlefuck is in the thread

Mind blown; boner achieved.

So, are you a 3.5 inch man, or are you more 5.25 inches?

You maniac! It's
10 PRINT "BUTTS ";
20 GOTO 10
Run

And that man standing next to him, inhaling the toxic fumes… was Steve Jobs.

Nothing says white-knuckle excitement like COMPUTER DRAMA.

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You haven't heard about this Millennium Kegstand craze all the frat boys are doing these days?

You left out the bit where the only words she said on the flight were, "You lose."

None of them deserved to win, but NBC had some old Star Wars figurines still in their original packaging.

Dick, get down!

Needs
Bigger
Cans