And featuring Martin Short as himself.

Has anyone done one of those YouTube edits where they cut Jim Belushi completely out of Red Heat? Cos I think you'd end up with pretty much the same movie.

He says it was a phase, so don't get your hopes up.

Ageing, puffy, lonely underachievers… Bingo!

Good thinking! It was invented in a laboratory, so you know it's safe!

I think I caught heartbleed, but in my dick.

I hear he's friends with the Beach Boys. Those clean-cut young men and their wholesome music will keep him flying right.

You were judged, and found wanting. You were unwilling to do it all for the nookie.

That, and because all your answers somehow involved ponies.

For any kids reading, Durst is on the left in that photo.

Judging by the scare quotes around beautiful and highly intelligent MIT students, Sean O'Neal's a Caltech man.

Don't give Charlie Schlatter any ideas.

GUY TAWKIN ABOUT BEER AND BURGERS IN BOSTON OVER HEAH

For him, the world's a stage.

KILLING ME WON'T GET YOUR GODDAMNED DAUGHTER BACK!

"Good, good. Can you look more like a confused old man? Perfect!"

Thank god he was never a barista.

The were a whole lot of faux-edgy movies in the nineties that passed by in an interchangeable blur. This was one of them.

Pretend to do more heroin.

Actually, she got you. Just because she could.