Killface Chippendale? I'm going to say no because I have no idea what that is. Sorry.

So this weekend I was mostly busy with school work/a Relay for LIfe event. But I did see a movie? So that's something.

I really liked that feeling of not having to wear glasses but still being able to see just fine. Better considering how easily my glasses seem to accumulate dirt and smudge. But the drawbacks of contacts wasn't worth it to me.

Oh god I wish I didn't just read that. I couldn't even have contacts in for more than four hours without having my eyes turn red. Must…. Wipe…. Mind….

I've only tried it out on the Bowser Castle stage but I've found the brake button is much more useful. As in you have a reason to use it now.

I will only accept getting hit in the balls as a joke if you manage to do it by throwing a football. In which case the hilarity of it, will outweigh my pain. Plus if you film it will be sure to win awards at a local film festival!

But they aren't doing it in the name of "artistic freedom" (which doesn't even really apply here, it's not like the government is censoring the thing). They are doing because they believe the money to be made with the movie will outweigh any loss of goodwill towards people who find the jokes offensive. And they may be…

Is this one of those "Free speech means freedom from consequences!" arguments? Because Netflix wouldn't be violating Sandler's rights by refusing to publish or produce something that they think would reflect poorly on them.

I feel like the "It's not a shitty movie it's a parody of shitty movies!" card has been around a while. Reminds me of a comic I saw once that had a character say, "That wasn't bad sex that was a parody of bad sex!" I believe the message was to never sleep with an English professor. But if there's a secondary message,…

This weekend, it's Mario Kart 8 time! The DLC came out yesterday and I'm quite pleased with it. Favorite new course is Big Blue, something I can't wait to try on 200 cc. Also a fan of the return of a Neo Bowser City. Having played the new stuff online yet but it's on my to do list

One of the more awkward Bill Cosby quotes.

Has that word been used by anyone born after 1950? Shit, and seeing that he gushed at the word auteur he probably thinks he's being sophisticated.

It's both incredibly passive aggressive (It sounds like he's saying "It's my fault for giving up on you, but I offered you the chance to grow and you didn't take it!" Which is a really BS way of saying that he doesn't like your work) and so full of pompous shit that I almost want to gag at it. Shame about not getting…

Well there was that one flood of 40 days in the Bible now that I think about it.

But were they sucking literal dick to get a head? (Gets dragged away by giant vaudeville cane)

Release the hounds.

Does Ramsay's first wife exist in show continuity? (The woman he locked in a tower immediately after the marriage and let her starve to death). I'm not sure how well show Ramsay can put up a mask of not being a puppy eating monster. Joffrey could kind of do it if he was being fawned over. Book Ramsay couldn't do it…

An ogre? I ought to club them and eat their bones!

I do want it mainly for more Aemon. Though his purpose in the book is to reveal a bunch of prophecy stuff, which they seem to have decided to eliminate. (It's probably for the best really)

Do you have anything by Ludlum?