SI YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS DAVID DUKE BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM LOUISIANA AND YOU HATE QUEERS!

Shit, someone beat me to posting the lemon party joke.

As the first black, female head of the Ku Klux Klan I'd just like to take this opportunity to say "AMERICA STINKS."

All Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it.

O PACMAN GON READ.  YOU THINK HE AIN'T READ?  O HE GON READ.  PACMAN GON STEP IN DAT BOOK PUZZY TILL IT SAY NIKE.  BULEE DAT.

We'll hang on to those.

(Allegedly) fuck one statue and you're a punchline for the rest of your life.

Lee Guetterman

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