Hope they stay around. That's my favorite site for white devil sophistry.

The Koppola Kidz are unfathomably boring.

Please fund my kickstarter so I can be the first man to play a bitchin' keytar solo on Mars.

Give 'em to the aliens/
You might get to have a future …

So some of you nerds still want me to watch "Bunheads", right?

Well at least Tom Lennon's getting work. That is er, um … Bring back Parks and Rec now, you heartless bastards! (Shakes fist at heavens, high dudgeon, high dudgeon, etc).

Seconded!!

Guess the Wilson brothers are kinda into porn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Hey Anthony Crispino:

*shrug*

Yo, meet me at the 7-11 parking lot, I can hook you up with some bootleg copies of these crossword puzzles. For half the price! I can also hook you up with some sudokus, bro.

Same here.

Still not convinced Britney Spears is a real heman being.

"Rubblebucket" — NO

Jesus Christ, what is the matter with this guy? Does he get high off the fumes from old-age makeup?

Jesus Effing Christ with these dumb petitions. Throw all these nerds in nerd jail.

I love the fact that he always refers to Michael Richards as "Kramer".

So are they gonna replace Kim with Kelly?

I heard that too … oh boy, if Axl and/or G n'R fans get roped into this mess it's gonna be a BLOODBATH, I tell you …

I premiered my new single within a super-hard-to-find DVD Easter Egg on the new Criterion Edition of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.