Sounds like an episode of "Louie."

Honestly, don't these pathetic posters understand the purpose and nature of reviews, that they're not just walls of text tabulated into a number in order to justify their purchase of midnight tickets and/or facebook status? The scary thing is, this kind of behaviour is a thousand times more prickish on gaming…

Honestly, don't these pathetic posters understand the purpose and nature of reviews, that they're not just walls of text tabulated into a number in order to justify their purchase of midnight tickets and/or facebook status? The scary thing is, this kind of behaviour is a thousand times more prickish on gaming…

Will we see Nemo's utopian existence amongst the polychromatic splendour of reef and anemone crumble before him, the inevitable result of unbridled human consumption? Because WALL-E didn't scare the kids enough.

Will we see Nemo's utopian existence amongst the polychromatic splendour of reef and anemone crumble before him, the inevitable result of unbridled human consumption? Because WALL-E didn't scare the kids enough.

That's some top notch eisegesis there, Sean. Wouldn't have it any other way. 

That's some top notch eisegesis there, Sean. Wouldn't have it any other way. 

Touche.

Touche.

I've never seen a ship take so long to sink.

I've never seen a ship take so long to sink.

If I post something criticizing Scientology here, will I never see my dog again? Because I kind of like my dog.

If I post something criticizing Scientology here, will I never see my dog again? Because I kind of like my dog.

Are the bugs stealing all the good, Earthican jobs this time around?

Are the bugs stealing all the good, Earthican jobs this time around?

Because we hit the annual quota of baby pandas and celebrity deaths back in May already.

Because we hit the annual quota of baby pandas and celebrity deaths back in May already.

I find Pete Campbell's choices unrealistic for the very same reason. He deserves a lengthy bout of electroshock therapy.

I find Pete Campbell's choices unrealistic for the very same reason. He deserves a lengthy bout of electroshock therapy.

Along with its shaky-cam style and Thomas Newman's sweeping score, the dialogue—filled with repetition and rushed delivery—made this feel like the most cinematic episode of "Gilmore Girls" ever.