THE SNARK. IT BURNS!!!!!!

Cranston? I've been calling him Crandle…

And to think this entire affair started with Dean Pelton Googling "record lengths of stuff."

In other news, Johann Sebastian Bach thinks you're all dicks.

It's Christmas time for ME!
It's Christmas time for a TREE!

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*David Caruso dons his sunglasses*
NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

False. If it's sheep they're after, the UK need only reassert their colonial dominance over New Zealand. Her royal highness could also come to Canada and give some baby seal meat a try (already tenderized). No one seems to want our dead baby seals anymore :(

If you read it out loud and emphatically, it sounds like some anti-authoritarian modernist poem.

I wonder what K$sha smells like.

Something, Party Rock Anthem, something, something, music industry, something, corporations, something, something, Philip Glass.