UUHHHH…ME WANT INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO!!

TAPS = Total Assholes Photographing Shadows.
'Ghost Hunters' is only scary for what a steaming load it is.

Going by that picture, he hasn't aged well.

It's best when you drop a #2.

The Human Centipede: Electric Poogaloo

".. that dang T-Rex."

See you in hell, candy-boys!!

Human Centipede 2: Electric Bugaloo

"The Simpsons are going to Jonestown!"

They'll be richer than astronauts.

Sounds more to me like a botched attempt to make julienne fries.

Will he blog about licking his balls? I wouldn't recommend it, as I mostly get negative feedback when I mention it.

WTF?? Where's my 'Frankenstein Jr & The Impossibles' movie!!

Wish he would just come out.

Indie films are unfair to anyone who enjoy interesting movies.

Are you a 26 year old nurse? Otherwise, I'm not interested.

I hope LeBlanc and that monkey are in this, because that shit deserves a sequel!

I'd see that.

Don't forget Count Fuckula.

More like 'Dolphin Fail', amirite?