I maintain that "The Human Torch was denied a bank loan" is the greatest non sequitur in the history of ever.

well, seeing as how he invented you and all.

The whole discussion for this article can really just be generalized to
people who appreciate/love/know how to dance and people who don't (just a
generalization, obviously there are people inside/outside of these camps that also like/dislike dubstep). All the hip-hop dancers I know love dubstep because it's like it…

taisetsu na mono protect my balls

as dumb and lowbrow as the lines were, i will defend to the death sean william scott's perfect agent smith cadence of "wet willy, mr. anderson" and "who farted?"

http://www.comicsalliance.c…

that's because it's chris meloni

so i suppose we'll be hearing a Present Arms In Dubstep remix in an hour or so

That's Footlose

This article ignores a few key points in its argument.

I can Malick my own balls, thank you very much

@avclub-f0fe0143a326898f7110f96e99401edb:disqus , uh, YEAH, he (and Woz) did invent what most people refer to as THE computer (personal computer). Before the mouse and GUI, you would be typing several lines of code and text to make your post.

Utah Adult Contemporary?

how you didn't say dawesn't right there blows my mind

do they talk about aisha's monster hands?

2nd prize is a set of steak knives.

i have a wife and three FUCKING kids

so…
has watercest become acceptable, or…?

i go h.a.m.m.

There better be a tent just for bands from The year in band names. Are you listening, Misantropical Painforest? Dadfag? Here Comes Ol' Vodka Tits?