why stop? keep going by guessing which artists and songs are gonna show up next, then fake review it. then comes the fun part of making up new artists, and hating them too. you're bound to get one band + song correct, and will be labeled a prophet.

To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.

so what is it that's ruling everything around me?
quiche?

so it's going the Skins route
will Effy sing with Freddy or Cook? i'm just waiting for Emily and Naomi to duet.

the great divide is the Cars of Avatar

* SPOILER IN THE SENSE THAT THE AWESOMENESS OF THE MOMENT WILL BE RUINED IF YOU READ THIS BECAUSE YOU'LL BE EXPECTING IT IN THE FUTURE *

it's cool and all, but why is there a picture of summer glau at the top?

what did Gary Numan ever do to you?

Crank 'Em Up

i can't believe it! you're doing it! you're actually doing it!

do you want the money or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?

Flaming Dog Poo and the Human Response

the ship is late
where is the ship

Only recently?!?!

Good? He's THE BEST.

this is only good news
if the robot dance guy is in it

Did anyone order a loveburger? Well done.

JC and D-Trix only have themselves to blame for getting iconic boys into the finals. d-trix tried in the beginning to not let the boys slide for being young when they did that awful human wall "stunt" but JC was all "don't be a crackhead." their free side was set from then on.

i've watched every episode of both shows, and SYTYCD (after the audition eps) is far superior. and i actually battle dance. in every season there's a handful of obvious favorites, but for the most part, each of the top 20 dancers on SYTYCD is astonishingly good, and the highs the show achieves when a dancer destroys a…

how easily we forget about foo foo cuddlypoops. or if we're going with non-hybrids… BOSCO. he's just a bear.