save it yourself, roxy richter

down syndrome baby, baby, baby oooooooh

Look, look who's in here? No one. And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe! It's not going to affect her performance, don't worry about that. It just disturbs her, but she'll rise above it; she's a professional.

if The Undertaker isn't in charge of funeral arrangements, then the wrestling world is totally fake.

Battle Without Honor or Humanity. Then later: Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood. Unfuckwithable.

a BLACK sheriff?

speaking of reading comprehension, i said the part where they trade insults after reading the news while it looks like they're having friendly small-talk on the tv was clever. not the random lines. dear lord.

the best plow ahead example is, of course, norm macdonald at the saget roast. a well thought out routine with even better execution.

humor is subjective, but i know from my own experience of watching the movie the second and third time that there's a lot of funny you never catch the first time, mostly because of the absurdity overload of the first viewing. most people remember the obvious lines, which i never thought were that great to begin with.…

"there's no point to the absurdity." that wouldn't make it very absurd, would it. "saying 'san diego means a whale's vagina' is just syntax." well yeah. he tried to make a joke out of nothing by saying something that sounded funny. other people liked it. so they put it in. sorry you didn't. would you rather he just…

something can be funny without having a point or any context. sorry that some of you need to have your jokes spoonfed, but the best comedic actors can create humor out of anything whether it's through standard setups and punchlines, timing, delivery, juxtaposition, or non sequiturs. there's plenty of clever in…

who will sing rock and roll martian?

So
AV Club hired Fred as an intern?

is Jeve Buscemi not available?

he hasn't had a carb since 2004. see this shit? see these bad boys?

why do i get the feeling james franco was in the navy seal unit? $50 says jeremy renner plays the one who got the killshot in the upcoming bruckheimer movie.

word. in rabin's My Favorite Music Year, he was all, and I quote, "we were so poor that we had to have group sex with one cassette tape or whatever" and yet he can afford HBO? discrepancies. WHERE IS RABIN'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

THE GENTLEMAN WILL SNARK. THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN SNARKING.

i don't think you know what begging the question means

josie lawrence will punch you in the face. tonight.