dead. all dead.

do you understand what's so funny about it, though? female body inspector? get out of town. this is outrageous.

you realise this exists right? http://fuckyeahseanoneal.tu…

uhhh
what does this have to do with MEMPHIS?

she puts the hip in hip replacement

maybe i'll grab a box of dongbags so we can knock boots later

i wouldn't mind seeing some hanna-barbera gritty reboots. namely space ghost and birdman

Observe and Rappaport?

There… was a man… with bright, shiny shoes… I saw him dancing.

the cuss you do

i think it's safe to assume she was screaming "fuck yeah, sean o'neal" the whole time. and that we'll soon see a newswire item about ms. farmiga being harassed by some tumblr girl

you're never gonna live that down. #koskiburn

have you considered Tiny Tim?

Dennis Madalone
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1…

I got so laid last night
I was at this club and I went up to this really hot black girl, and I was like, "Hey, anybody ever tell you you look exactly like Beyonce?" And then I went in for the kiss, and I noticed she had, like, a full man's mustache? And I was, like…
"Let's do this thing."

i can see him going all leslie nielsen in 10 years

sad day
it ain't a hit 'til nate dogg spit

who do you think you are? rabelaisean o'neal?

you guys seem pi-curious

the 2 seconds of vuvuzelas were a treat