Adams Extract
Here's the vanilla factory he and many others remember well:

Neighbor kids in San Antonio who got to the ice cream man before me would frequently purchase sno-cones with pickle brine instead of froot syrup, and dusted with chile powder. Senor Hombre del Ice Cream had a whopping jar of pickles with a ladle in it specifically for this purpose.

Hey, hey. Hey now. Don't be mean.
We don't have to be mean,
'cause remember:

Forget about sports and try watching college baseball live for the heckling. Tickets are still affordable to average drunken co-eds and visiting players are well within range of hurled insults and debris.

Steve Segal beats spiritual enlightenment into Mr. Starr in his tour-de-force On Deadly Ground.

Come on, the Borg are just Cybermen with better wardrobe, and even Doctor Who can kick a bunch of Cybermen's asses. Doctor Who doesn't even have photon torpedoes!

oh my yes.

Let's Get Physical Culture Club
Scans of original Bernarr Macfadden articles can be found alongside loads of other great shit at the Modern Mechanix blog:

so "stalking" is where you run into somebody once or twice a year in a popular public venue?

Historical Harry sightings
a chronicle of spottings & smellings spanning more than a decade:
http://aintitharrynews.blog…