Somebody needed to say it about the Dictator.

I really really want to see this movie immediately.  Why are they not opening everywhere? Are they just waiting to see if they can get enough interest in it to justify a wide release?  WTF!!!

I really really want to see this movie immediately.  Why are they not opening everywhere? Are they just waiting to see if they can get enough interest in it to justify a wide release?  WTF!!!

This sounds pretty awesome.

This sounds pretty awesome.

Hmm, that is an apt comparison that had not occurred to me.  In other news, I did not like this movie and I do not like Terrence Malick.

Hmm, that is an apt comparison that had not occurred to me.  In other news, I did not like this movie and I do not like Terrence Malick.

The last one was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

The last one was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

Damn it, I forgot my barrette!

Damn it, I forgot my barrette!

Tchoupitoulas is going to be my next dog's name! Well, next male dog anyway.  I have two females now named Calliope and Melpomene.  I just got the second one and probably won't be getting another for a bit, but I've been planning a Tchoupitoulas for a while now…

Tchoupitoulas is going to be my next dog's name! Well, next male dog anyway.  I have two females now named Calliope and Melpomene.  I just got the second one and probably won't be getting another for a bit, but I've been planning a Tchoupitoulas for a while now…

@avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus , I'll ask my dad. It was his idea.

@avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus , I'll ask my dad. It was his idea.

Yeah this movie is awesome.  I was hoping they were working their way up to this. The scene where he is hiding behind the door in the old ladies room shaving is just so damned classic.  My family watched this movie together on Christmas night a couple years back and it is turning into a tradition to do it every year. …

Yeah this movie is awesome.  I was hoping they were working their way up to this. The scene where he is hiding behind the door in the old ladies room shaving is just so damned classic.  My family watched this movie together on Christmas night a couple years back and it is turning into a tradition to do it every year. …

Yep, and also when he lasciviously asks her whether or not she had ever been "muh-less-ted" while he was doing it.  Cage deserved an Oscar for his delivery on that line alone.

Yep, and also when he lasciviously asks her whether or not she had ever been "muh-less-ted" while he was doing it.  Cage deserved an Oscar for his delivery on that line alone.

I guess I'm not far enough along that I would have expected much plot to unfold, but now that you mention it, a lot of the funniest books I've read have been light on plot (to the extent they even have one)—e.g. Don Quixote, The Harz Journey, Confessions of Felix Krull, Journey to the End of the Night, Conversations…