Disturbed is a positive from the Nu-Metal era? Must have missed that meeting when we decided sounding like a spider monkey is cool.

You Forgot…
Mike Patton's "Bag o' Shit." It's simply a bag of Mike Patton's fecal matter, neatly packaged in slightly see-through black plastic. Limited edition!!!

Well, you all got played. The haters are angry at his involvement and those who praise his tired shtick are indeed tired, jaded and clearly have low entertainment expectations.

Converge is it's own beast. They've gone beyond hardcore, beginning with Jane Doe. You Fail Me and No Heroes further cemented their stature as visceral-metal gods.

Leeharvey43 - I can't believe we even have to defend Melvins. Really goes to show you that even in circles where better musical taste is present, some just can't appreciate brilliance. So what to do? Call the others "hipster douchebags," to pronounce your superiority?

Not at all. Hardcore is a a sad shell of the the last great movement of the late nineties. And those fuckers didn't wear eyeliner.

1. If loving Melvins a hipster-douchebag makes me, I don't wanna be right.

ZMF only appeals to those with high standards. Mayor? More like Winner of City Council's Best Yard Prize - Runner Up.

Yeah, and either way, you know you're not getting laid, so there's little worry about the ladies.

The noob is unimpressed. Must have a wit superior to that of a fifth-grader.

The all-caps rants of ZMF are made even more funny by the moments he's engaged in civil discourse, whilst shouting.

Whatever happened to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaian?

Holy shit.

Now this is what I would like to have seen…
Now that's a great hug. The greatest hug!

Jesus loves you.

Ba ba ba Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the word. Ba ba ba Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the word.

Get it on vinyl. CD is dead.

Sundance is Gay
As well is supporting Prop 8.

Roadrunner, hate to quibble but it's "Refused are fucking dead."

Sparta greater than ATDI and Mars Volta? Okay?