Here's a partial lst of the ridiculous bands/bandnames that lasted one night:

Pilgrim- Really? A "your mom" joke? I though you were better than that?

Always mind the step-children!

Amen.

ZMF. We've been though this before. I'm not married. I don't know who's wife that was, or if you just like to fantasize about what it would be like to be inside someone I'm intimate with, but if that's what it take to get you off, who am I to stop your dream?

This lady has a dick. This isn't a lady at all.

Check that, one Chauncey, two cups.

Perhaps if we didn't make "eat a dick" or "bag of dicks" a diss, more ladies may be more inclined with the recline.

So that's why everyone likes Kedzie?

Er, I mean, Fuck you! God, it makes me sooo mad when you do that, grrrrr!

Well, I think they're quite good. But you are certainly entitled to your repetitive opinion. It seems to make you happy. If I can facilitate that one smile a day, I'm glad to be a part of it.

I worked at a framing store for a few years…
The store was, at least, 30% filled with his bullshit. As well as his contemporaries in contemporary art. Man, do people love mediocrity!?

Bitch.

Thanks. I'd like to thank the anti-troll trolls for giving me this opportunity to be as bland as my detractors. I'd like to thank, of course, the community of the AV Club. Without you someone else would have to sit inside all day, analyzing every cult movie possible in order to pull out that perfect quote just at…

Flying Circus Thunder
Well there goes $200.00. Money and time well spent. Simple Jack tonight, something completely different there after. It's gonna be a good week.

Oh, shut the fuck up! Thanks.

Carrot Top?

Actually he got that shirt from Frank.

It's not a sign of a good record either.

If AV Club ever decided to go to press, the could make a few bucks off this gem: WACK BALLS: POP CULTURE THROUGH THE EYES OF ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.