And to entertain all of you, I will act like I'm not part of the Fake Chaunceys, but a funnier substitute (see how it says NOT the fake… in my name). Holy shit. Is everyone having a good time yet?

True. Pointing out pepole's typos, however takes a certain level of projected superiority only Akeelah would give a shit about.

Okay. Everyone, today is a good time to check the nine-volt in the sarcasm detector.

The Simpsons would Never Do This To Their Fans
Or South Park.

Is there a gun? Can the gun be a choice?

Towelies still pissed they gave the last Panic! At The Disco album a bad review on here.

Robert Pollard
Boston Spaceships? More like Ben-gay Day-shuttle.

Do 311 still have fans? Do 15-year-olds still get high enough to enjoy that shit?

Thank you for pointing out my hypocricy. If you need to be rosted my minions will be happy to assist you, they're way more boring and less combative than I.

Rev. Chauncy Grizzly -

So you didn't like the theatre joke? Damn. Last night I tossed and tuned all night wondering if M. Piedlourde was gonna like that joke. Fuck! I'll try better next time.

I'm way more stubborn than that. I garantee everyone on here will tell you shits to stop after a while. Do you really want the AV Club littered with Chauncey lynch mobs?

So wait. I'm a douchebag beacsue I didn't just let you attack me? Or, wait I'm a douchebag because it bothered you to think about how much you might nag your boyfriend?

Like anyone fucking cares. Oh, besides your boyfriend.

Rev Chauncey Grizzley -

Hey, The Hot.

You're still on this? I bet your boyfriend really enjoys being with you. I can only imagine the shit you prolly hold over his head, months after it happened.

Genesis - We Can't Dance (cassette)

What a great conversation. You should all be very proud of yourselves. Especially the brave souls who apparently speak yiddish and think I'm a penis. Well done. Fucking boring.

Liaf.