Tommy Should Know Better…
You always get the money up front before engaging in any sexual acts, even hand-jobs…

Comedy gold the whole thread can enjoy. Over and over and over and over again. Makes ZMF's antics seem less repetitive.

I thought we were talking about Arsenio Hall. My bad.

That's cool
I wasn't that big a fan of the Blade movies.

Okay, here goes

Dogs and Cats Living together
Mass Hysteria!

Now that I'm standing, can you see my boner?

Hey, I'll do what ever I want with my half, fucko.

Hell ya man!
I done got me three of dem dare wolves last week. That shit was leagal too, man. Oh hell yeah!I love the thrill of the hunt: Man in Hellicopter versus Wolf. The way nature intended.

Well in another three years perhaps, but as of right now there are no computers in OK.

Fuck it, we'll do it live! Fuck it!

Something from Cannibal - The Musical
Or perhaps something from OK Go?

But have you ever met a god-hating democrat? Seriously? Thses God-hating people you speak of don't exist and introducing them in the discussion is ridiculous.

Thanks. I's nice to know my cult of personality agrees on my good character, even if he is co-opting it.

Is my face red?

Nice try. Not combative enough. Besides, the original was the (Unregistered) Chauncey Grizzly after the new login rules. Then I moved onto Rev. Chauncey Grizzly beacuse you guys kept registering different variations of my name, so I settled on Rev. Chauncey Grizzly. Why? I'm just as full of shit as any other…

So now Fake Chauncey (that's .Rev. Chauncey) now has resorted to try and mock my tone. This was actually entertaining.

But you attacked me you fucking ass. No one attacked you. Until now, you dickless twit.

Yeah, watch out! He's gonna go all caps on your ass. I love it when he says WACK AS FUCK. OMG, get's me everytime. Not to mention the countless times I've been owned by him (usually with the exact same insult) was just a tremendous honor.

Great! Now just make sure to keep doing it, no matter what. Sooner or later you might get somewhere, either way your time will be well worth it.