Sorry to chime in, but what exactly has McCain done other than cave on almsot all of his laurels? Remember the "Straight-Talk Express." Remember when he distanced himself from Bush?

Fuck that. Everyone votes against the other candidate. I have no doubt that some people are truly undecided, in the middle. But fuckin' Hillary supporters are voting against Obama. Some will certainly vote against McCain.

Well, to his credit he did do Clerks 2 beacuse Mewes stayed clean for a year, a feat I'm sure Smith assumed he'd not be able to complete.

He's a Scientologist. So that doesn't help. Also, don't you feel like "My Name is Earl" has fallen off in the last couple seasons?

No that was Ben Folds, you're thinking about that guy on the rice packaging.

Yeah, I think Jason Lee too. Perhaps you're harboring an unrequited love for Affleck?

Nope. Straight to video, again. You'll see.

This Gorilla really hates Kevin Smith. That's so rare around here.

No, that was Armageddon.

Ben-A-Who-Fleck?
Isn't he dating Jimmy Kimmel now, or is he that guy that played Shaft?

No that's the real deal. No one outside Cincinnati gives a shit about our yearly heartbreakers.

eh, they're much better live, er…I mean…um, on TV that is.

Actually, everyone is admitting to their amazing muscianship. And from time-to-time they can write a great song. Just not any fluid albums.

"Midnight Special?"

That's very christian of you.

Bigfoot doesn't cry. I call bullshit.

I seriously doubt it. You obviously don't know shit about Vonnegut.

It certainly is riddled with people seeking others' mistakes. The internets, that is.

If God were alive today, he'd be an atheist.

I'm glad you were able to get your mouth away from his cock long enough to tell me that. Don't forget to swallow. Spitters are quitters!