Seriously, this assertion that Trey Parker and Matt Stone give it to both sides is like saying Foxnews is the news.

The world may never know…

I'm pretty sure turds are Republicans and turds are funny.

He says, "do you love me?" and she says, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."

Cute.

It was early, and I did think about which one to use. I chose…poorly.

The car accident porn was a little more believable.

Ah Fuck
Now I'm gonna have to go outside. Shit!

Flip Flops, I get it!
Wow, I'm glad we're all focused on the issues this time around. It's such a breath of fresh air to have our attention paid to the important policies that will effect us the next four years…, saaaay, is that a new Britany Spears interview?

Yes, somewhere a mentally handicapped child is crying because of what Stiller did.

What the fuck? Really? Okay, so then it's also wrong to say "retard the process?" Or "Flame Retardant" material? Beacuse there is a stigma attached to the word? That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard.

You know it! Wearing Vans.

Van Ketchup? Von Salsa is gonna be Van Pissed, maybe he'll sever your Vas Deferens.

Arbitrary rules help shave down what could (obviously) be a list of thousands of songs by thousands of bands.

Your first comment: Neh
Your new comment: Meh
Sound a sheep makes: Beh

How rude!
DEA: We need your full cooperation.

Shit, back to the edit on Wikipedia
It's really hard to keep track of Britney.

He did it as a goof? I obviously don't understand his sense of humor.

He's somewhere getting off the dick. Which, is wack balls.

Oh Fuck Yeah
The first motherfucker to say motherfucker every third sentence.