When I first saw this headline, I misread it as "Real Housewives of Occupy Wall Street." I think that would be much much worse.

I can't, sorry

Alright, so I've actually seen Bestial Mouths and Batwings Catwings live, and kind of know the guys in Bestial Mouths. Their both local LA bands who get planty of press from the LA indy media. So Batwings Catwings is a pretty generic, uniteresting (at least to me) female-fronted hipster band. Bestial Mouths are a…

Why dont you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells!

but it has, "Top of the muffin TO YOU!"

Fusilli, perhaps?

He does not believe God does not exist. This would make him an agnostic. Explains his love of Dr. Pepper.

that would be a handy fix

"You're the man"
"I'm the man?"
"Thats not a good role for you"
"No, it is not"

Letterman's cameo was a nice piece of self-parody. I'm surprised it didnt get mentioned.

Wait, does he call George "no neck" or "no chin"? Either way, I loved George's reaction.

"This face is my livelihood, Jerry!" A line I use often, replacing "Jerry" with whomever I'm talking to

Elephant was hilarious. I dont offer go there, but this is a pretty lily-white selection, despite the lack of Weird Al.

I love Elaine's attempted seduction of Jerry. "You got fifteen minutes?" "You could read the paper the whole time!" How could he possibly say no?

we are devo

Yes, Grandma Arbuckle was in the style of those lively, fun-loving old people who populated late eighties televsion who Grandpa Simpson often railed against. At least she wasnt going to haul ass to Lalapalooza.

Of course! Thank you so fuckin' much! Thats exactly what I was talking about.

No, thats Jim Gaffigan, you clod!

Hey, c'mon! He's still pretty fat.

That shit comes on KCAL 9 in Los Angeles. Stare at it every year without fail.