So far, you all have forgotten about the triumphant return of Colonel Klink!

"Not that either show is even better than the other"
Wrong, the Simpsons is better than everything.

Thats how I started my thesis

Thank goodness I drove down that ironic street!

Eh, I honestly felt that the Marge-Homer story line in War of the Simpsons felt a little flat in comparison to Life in the Fast Lane, but the Grandpa babysitting Bart and Lisa B-Story was pure gold, and I think the beginning of playing off of Grandpa's extreme feebleness (and how he turns it around at the end). Maybe…

He sure did seem to know a lot about brunch!

"So long Earth! Thanks for the air and whatnot!" will go on my tombstone

I liked Amy in this, there were a lot of good one-liners, loved Dr. Fisher Price, but the central concept was just too lame and lazy for me to get around. Seriously, cribing ideas from Cats and Dogs now? As I've said before, I dont really care about either cats or dogs, but for the sake of shaking things up a bit, can…

TNT's Monster Vision with Joe Bob Briggs was my introduction to most of the classic 70s and 80s horror/B-movies. There was the first time I saw the Warriors, the Fly, Alien, the Warriors, all the Living Dead movies, all heavily edited of course. Joe Bob somehow made the movies feel slightly less intimidating. And…

Shin Chan taught me that the Japanese sleep on rolled-out mats on the floor, are obsessed with poop, practice bizarre milk drinking rituals, and bath with thier children. What a sick island.

Murphy Brown
That was definitely my idea of grown-up entertainment when I was a kid. They were all so sophisticated and witty and talked about Dan Quayle and had miles upon miles of shoulder pads. It must be incredibly gay for a kid to sneek into the hallway to watch Murphy Brown while I was supposed to be in bed, but…

I'm glad!

What about Archie Bunker's G-string?

Nobody knows you're doing it because no one read you piece of shit book. Try just saying the title randomly in conversation, see if any one even picks up on it.

Nolans going to have one hefty BILL to pay after he gets sued by Disney

Woo-oooo!

I dont care about him, fuck him!
I dont care about him!

I hate children, therefore, I love dogs, because they fuckin kill children all the time. Cats never kill anyone. What good is that?

What is a quints, Alex

Wrong Old Spice guy, folks. Bruce Campbell should play Luke Cage.