RAIN?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But seriously, pissing on Winnie the Pooh at a Disneyland hotel while yelling "This is for you, Walt" sounds like a pretty bad-ass, punk rock thing to do; like a hardcore jar of Miracle Whip.

Hey, what the fuck is going on with that damn RRRRUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH sound in every fucking game? Just, what the fuck!?

Fuck Bale, Wiseau IS Batman.

If Nolan really intends this to be his last Batman, thats going to be some kind of concluding wrap-up, I dont see any way he could leave Catwoman with out the fans feeling seriously cheated. Hell, Fox even made a joking reference to Batman's costume protecting him against cats better than dogs. And we cant have more…

Oh God, Liam, please dont. A-Team was bad enough, dont do this to me.

Theres nothing about the ending of SotD that was a Deus ex Machina. In fact, it might have been the most believable ending to any zombie movie. If there was ever to be a zombie outbreak, you better believe that it will end with any competent government sending out the army in full force, strapped head to toe in body…

nothing "that" could have been done…
my apologies

Drag Me To Hell And The Fly
Although I totally disagree with the idea that these are movies with failed third-acts, I can also understand why people would feel that, because in the end they seem to go against our very highest ideals. We arent people who accept hopelessness very well. We like to believe that we're…

Not to be a dick, but even at thirteen I understood that the white guys with American accents (from Argentina, uh-huh) were fascists and war mongers, and the bugs were the victims of military aggression. Then again, I was really into the Dead Kennedys when I was thirteen, so maybe I was more willing to see Americans…

I Dont Get It
19th century Russia had robot and AI technology? But they were horribly backwards, barely connected to the Industrial Revolution and the rest of Europe, the Old Man of the East. How could they aquire such high technology? No, no, no, none of this adds up!

But Alan Richman, the Food Network, and the American beef industry are all worthy targets of scorn for anyone who loves food. Sexual references to food and the most exotic and bizzar eating experiences are what Bourdain fans look for in his writting and TV show. So what if its not "relatable". What would be…

Judging by that little bit of lyric, I'd say that AM! is trying to make a Hold Steady record.

Alright, Folks
So is Fucked Up the next Refused? Any other contenders? Or is it just a bullshit standard set by music writers who dont really like hardcore in the first place?

Next week: the long awaited sequel to Custer's Revenge, for the Wii!

Sometimes, in the heata of the moment, it okay to go ass to mouth

Herman's Head?

Man, those were excruciatingly bad. Anyone else think that they're just skating by on their indie-hipster cutness? But I'm sorry, Lobsters, because the existance of Reggie Watts is enough to prove that "funny songs" can be damn hi-larious.

Not as relevant as TV series which didnt need to be released on DVD, apparently.

The Matrix
The only way that a Matrix TV series could work would be if it were based off of Mahiro Maeda's The Second Renaissance, from the Animatrix, easily the most awesome thing to ever be attached to the Matrix franchise after the original movie.