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Well, according to wikipedia (the final word in any argument), Enguld has totally fessed up to the gay subtext of Nightmare 2, pointing out that Mark Patton is gay, and David Chaskin said that he wrote Nightmare 2 with a gay subtext in mind. So unlike many other "manly" movies (like TG) with unintentional or ironic

Yeah, I wouldnt really brag about never seeing Aliens, New Nightmare, or Army of Darkness.

To be honest, I do like all four of the Ripley movies, and I rate them roughly in the order that they were released, just coincidentally. But Res was certainly not a necessary part of the series. Its a decent movie and I enjoy it on occassion, but thats not enough to justify its existance as part of the Alien series.

They killed off Newt, blah blah blah. I'd imagine that no matter what, space travel while in a state of suspended animation is going to be dangerous business, and I wasnt upset that Newt died. I mean, I was sad, sure, as I'm sure the audience was meant to be and as Weaver did a good job conveying. And its completely

ROTLD 3
That movie is possibly the sexiest zombie movie ever made (though Leana Quigley is still ver hot). Melinda Clarke began my long standing fascination with goth girls.

New Nightmare
Was New Nightmare the best Elm Street sequal, or Nightmare 2? The conventional answer is New Nightmare, since it brings back Wes and is a total meta mind-fuck, but Nightmare 2 was basically an awesome homoerotic psychological horror film. A few years ago I went to a double feature at one of the revival

Idiocracy is hilarious. Yes, its flawed, but every midnight movie is fundamentally flawed in some way. Dont forget that Judge got zero support from Fox, and yet he still produced an admirable and funny satire of American anti-intellectualism. And Rudolph is both lovely and funny. Frankly, sir, you sound like a fag!

I actually saw the directors cut of donnie darko at a midnight theatre

Nah, the sentence is just kind of awkward is all. I would have wrote, "Nathan, somehow, even in print, you come across as a completely unlikable prick." Or just leave out the "somehow" all together, like "Nathan, even in print you come across as a completely unlikable prick."

He's just trying to bring back the Oxford Comma

Whao, Piggy, was directed at me or MovieReference? because I'm really trying to back up how great the movie-going experience can be, how good it is to interact with other people and share experiences. I'm just saying that a lot of the movie theatre industry's own practices can be blamed for their decline. But c'mon,

Just like everyhting Marvel Zombies, the covers were awesome years ago, when they were subversive take-offs of famous covers, but now are just as old and tired as the stories inside. Seriously, theres something supremely stupid about a zombie Ghost Rider.

Pfft, dont blame theatres just because you're too much of a pussy to tell black teenagers to shut the fuck up. What are you afraid of, Piddles? that they're going to seduce your pretty white wife with their huge black cocks and fuck her right there in the aisle?

Good point, P Heche. Hell, for a long time the movie industry was sustained by peoples desire for air conditioning.

Nothing beats getting some good oral sex in a movie theatre. I will always have fond memories of Brothers Grimm.

Dude, there really aint much to talk about in the Human Centipede besides it concept, because the film makers really didnt think it through beyond that. After one half hour or so, after you've seen the people with face sown to other people's anuses, the movie doesnt do much after that. A really waste of time. I cant

I love theatres. I really do. I love music and video stores. I'm both a consumerist, and a materialist who likes having some tangable experience. But if movie theatres go out of business, its because no other industry was actively alienated its customers huge price hikes and lousy service as the movie theatres. Some

Wow! I'm pretty late to this, but may just thank Amelie for the hundreds of laughs and constant distractions when I should be working. I would also like to announce my new harrowing, dark, spiralling depression now that the ever reliable Hater is gone. RIP

I would trade it all if they only brought back Battle Bots! Also, Reggie Watts is pretty damn funny. Fuck-Shit-Stack!

Okay
But does she talk about Jimmy Kimmel's fat German dick?