At least you got gay marriage. Fuck, even Left-Coast California couldnt pull that off.

I was surprised to find out that the "Hey Leonardo" guy is black! Dont the Bare Naked Ladies make some reference to Sailor Moon as well?

One Man Army was pretty good. That was Our Lady Peace, right?

Remember when AC Slater was wearing an Anal Cunt T-shirt?

I'd go so far as to say it was better of the two.

And the band they had at CBGBs, Abortion something or other, was way too hardcore for the time period. Yeah, it was all a miss. And if you think it doesnt matter because its all the same to most people anyway, can you imagine Spike Lee making "Parents Just Dont Understand" Radio Raheem's favorite song instead of…

@CaptainGiggles- With your permission, I'd like to make "Nerdy Bitches on Speed" the name of my new crust-punk band.

Wow, this whole web-shooter thing may be the single best test for differentiating nerds from nonnerd. And as I nerd, I thought it was common knowledge that Spider-Man's webs were mechanical. But really, even as a nerd, I must admit that having Peter Parker produce his own webing artificially was a little absurd,…

The most mind-boggling thing about Sam Worthington is that I dont think anyone could pick him out of a line-up. There is absolutely nothing the least bit distinctive about his appearance. Just really generically handsome kind of guy. I saw both Terminator 4 AND Avatar, and I had no idea I was looking at the same…

That was pretty awesome, Dumbledore. Of course, I must point out that no where in that line-up of delicious, General Mills monster-themed breakfast cereals were ANY Black Lagoon Creatures!

@Totz- Even in Monster Squad the Black Lagoon Creature got the worst part. Shit, he got killed by the fat kid!

I've been a long time advocate for giving Black Lagoon Creatures more screen time. At least werewolves get to be symbloic of mankind's repressed animal desires, or in movies where they're paired up with vampires they get to represent oppressed classes (i.e. the Underworld series). But what about the Black Lagoon…

Again, Hades is a villian, though in mythology he is no more good nor evil than Zeus, Ares, or Poseidon (who were all kind of dicks by modern standards)

Deja Vu
So this is coming out two months before Clash of the Titans. I wonder how that will effect reception of Titans. I mean, it looks lame enough on its own, but I wonder if people will pass by Titans because they already saw another lame movie about Greek gods a month ago. Kind of like what happened between…

Actually, Mayer is not even close to being as racist as Eric Clapton

While I may disagree with his dick, his dick is still protected by the First Amendment…

You Know How Some People Are Chocoholics?
Well I'm like that, only with alcohol.

Tonights gonna be a good GOOD night!

Hey, I heard he was pretty good on Murphy Brown.

Hey guys, it still might be good. Just because the AV Club gave it a C, doesnt mean you're going to automatically agree with it. I am, for one, still looking forward to seeing this.