Huh? What's the opposite of what you said? You said that the only hate for CS comes from fanboys who can't stand their favorite movies being criticized. Then you replied to yourself with more criticisms of these particular critics, which definitely makes you seem a bit angry about it. I'm not quoting your or anything.…

I dunno. I think the bigger problem is the "absurd criticisms for humor," what with them not being overly humorous. All too often, it's a huge stretch as to whether or not there's even a joke to be made.

I like how you end by saying pot meet kettle in a post freaking out about the people hating on CS…

It also it enhanced the feeling of when they took Jerry O'Connell's penis. That was very enhanced.

Once, I quit facebook. I logged back in several years later, and when I looked at what my last post had been, I found some particularly incendiary material re Jerry O'Connell's severed penis flying at my face. Not a fun time capsule to open, really.

Wait, are you saying that Avatar and Hugo are the great films, Gravity is the one that is just great looking?

Your system of capitalization intrigues me.

Here he is on a site called Man Crushes. The page before this one features a pic of Slash in the shower.

Sure it does. He was called Shit Break cuz he was away going home from school to take his shits.

I know it hit me in the audience's very specific fetish.

Surely, you mean Shit break, not shit brick. If we can't have anything else, we can at least of accuracy in American Pie references.

It's a sure mark of imaginative weakness to not be able to conceptualize a mind both different from your own and also as complex. Nobody's empty here.

Yeah, I agree with all that. I'm saying that the lines just before he talks about begging the question are arguments that assume their conclusions. It's always a line about how Bird writes backhanded love songs, which Apple believes to be true because he doesn't really love her well, which she assumes because of the…

Not to be overly picky here, but according to genius, the lyric is, "Begs a question," not, "the question." Could be Bird tongue-in-checking the common misuse.

Everything after the first line strikes me as cogent and well thought out, a bright example of respectful disagreement.

I don't understand how you can try the kid as an adult. If he's an adult, he's not disseminating child pornography. That seems basic and firmly rooted in the definition.

Give to charity? No! Presents!

Right? It means exactly the opposite of what the reviewer wants it to mean. It's not a typo. It's just wrong.

The writing on this site has gone so far downhill. Louis never gets abstract; concrete things happen all the time, and only concrete things happen. In order for it to be abstract, there'd just be Louis C.K floating in a shapeless void or something. Even then, Louis himself would be concrete. I don't think I'd want to…

"Johnny Depp is more than just the some of his mustaches, hats, and inadvisable quirks."