Uh. But the point was humiliation, not to highlight his few moments of redemption.

Boognish stood at the heavy table screaming.

I was one of those people. To be fair, that was an article about the least newsworthy musical event ever: Bob Pollard writing a song.

Yes, because you can't have a sense of humor and also be serious about what you do.

My god. At this point, I have to tip a hat to the guy who references a relatively obscure BBC show but sleeps on GBV.

No shit, right? The first bit ain't news. The second bit is the goddamn high news of the season.

Right, but I'm saying, the snark's looping back around and landing on you for having to judge based off that picture in the first place.

Pollard writes a new song at about the same rate I take shits. On the other hand, Ween announces new shows for the first time in, what, almost five years, and y'all got nothing? The fuck…

Wait, wait, wait. Are you being snarky about Bob Pollard like he's some new kid hanging around?

Followed by some less masterful astroturfing.

That's an awful lot of work to put into a parody of a song from a different movie.

Really thought this was gonna be a series of images of Noel Gallagher penetrating another Noel Gallagher.

But the apostrophe works. It's an abbreviation for "Jared Leto is."

I'd guess it has something to do with numerology. 27 is a significant number, being 3 cubed.

Right. The Americanist family. I think that automatically disqualifies them from the Unconventional Family list.

I like how, for that last one, the runner-up is the collective pantheons of ancient mythology and anything inspired by them, and the winner is something inspired by them. That's some serious tempocentrism if I've ever seen it.

I realize this is two months gone, but I feel compelled to jump in here and point out that Brother Bear's name would still work even if they had a second boy. He'd still be a brother.

This should be filed under film, not music, since you have to, yknow, watch it.

Would ya, Kim? Cuz I feel like if it doesn't affect you, why get pissed at it?

Sure, I get not wanting to have to listen to shitty music just because your kid does.