Craig Cackowski was by far my favorite part of this show.

Please see my avatar and try to resist saying "Oi! Prime Minister! Gary!"

Put a sock in it, Roy.

Ice Road Truckers. They like…drive trucks. On ice.

They can learn to walk, but only if they have a mommy with watchful eyes.

I worked in the same office as Too Cute. They'd edit episodes in an edit bay next to me, so I was constantly hearing phrases like "These baby corgies are just learning to walk, under the watchful eyes of their mommy." Since they were editing, it would be just one phrase, over and over and over, sometimes for days. I…

Ever since the Gun Control episode where he couldn't help but butt in with a Jack Reacher joke during the debate, he's been at the top of my list.

I agree. It wasn't Affleck's decision to include a 10 minute workout-in-the-dark montage, but he's a fucking professional and he crushed it.

FFC is a G, no doubt.

This is a fucking outrage. How many superhero movies are they going to let him ruin before they realize he's a fucking hack?

Sorry, I didn't mean for that to be presumed. Everyone should know I was bashing him. Bashing him good!

I suspect this review was ghostwritten by Andy Greenwald. "Spaced Cadets." Gross.

Surprised I haven't seen a good Scruffy quote here yet. 
"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."
*licks finger, turns page of porno mag*

It always bugged me that in syndication they took the Jesus out of the line "Sweet Zombie Jesus" in that episode

"My one regret is….that I have….boneitis."

Hey, you read that novelization of Star Wars too? I thought I was the only one!
BTW, agree and identify with this totally.

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE BEATING OF HIS HIDEOUS HEART!!!!!
I mean, I think I hear something.

Close, but the best ever will always be "Springfield Sperm Bank: put your sperm in our hands!"

I assume someone has already pointed out that Bart has ostensibly written a play, complete with a Cast of Characters (including that hearty cherub of a man, Viceroy Fizzlebottom), yet when Lisa reads from this "play," she is clearly reading prose and not script direction: "'tis,' replied Aunt Helga."

As someone who was working in reality tv at the time, I can vouch that these girls are just as awful as you think, probably worse.