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So they basically just stole jokes from old Playboy cartoons?

Now the Dancing Itos!

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus That is hilarious.

Warts….all over his feet.

Ha, well sorta. We asked him to take a picture of us as a group. So he takes the picture and we all sorta look at each other and then he goes, "Yeah, I'm Jerry O'Connell".

I had dinner with Jerry O'Connell in London, still the most random thing ever. He was alone at a bar and asked to join me and my friends. So very sad, but nice guy.

I got some ice cream and you ain't got none because your family is on welfare

I think my favorite is Richard Pryor's response to Eddie Murphy about Cosby: "Tell him to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"

needs more Patton Oswalt firing an assault rifle.

bravo sir

The Help? Wait you mean The Poop Pie Movie?

really? I never read the books and I wanted to murder those fucking things every time they appeared on screen.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus As a Jew, can I just say: Fuck Off.

Yes. Wait, no. Wait, I dunno.

If you don't think Kirk was murdering random people who wandered into Stars Hollow…then I don't know what to tell you.

Wait, the one with the midget prostitute? That one?

Even shorter: Fucking Jews.

Maybe Satan is just really lazy.

Wish I could like this again. Excellent.

Yeah, we all know Obama hates opposite gender marriages.