This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too
sexually frustrated. 

It might actually be this year's "Snape kills Dumbledore"

you just blew my mind.

you get why we like Wilco? Sometimes I wonder.

I still like The Hold Steady.

Now I'm really curious to hear what you read.

Mostly just excited for the internet to burn to the ground. I just cannot wait. 

I launched my book at a wall and shouted motherfucker about 12 times.

HOLY SHIT I CANNOT WAIT.

*stares off into the distance blankly*

*vomits up candied locusts*

*stifles laughter*

I just ignore the comment sections. This season has been good so far (Patrick Wilson episode was bizarre but I can appreciate it). I don't care what people on the internet have to say about looks when they think Kate Upton is fat.

this comments section escalated quickly.

well, they tried it for one episode on Girls and the internet imploded.

that isn't that fun.

@avclub-10493bb271d95ae152ff38c97c06ddf6:disqus you're doing it wrong.

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON AND YOUR OPINIONS ARE BAD.

MURINAL, please.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD