THE MOON SHALL JOIN YOUR COALITION.

Not really because who gives a shit really?

PUT IT IN H

I am glad we now have an overly sensitive russian who posts here.

it is just Stevie Nicks all the way down.

how many coke is too many coke

Lizard People.

Wow, someone actually watched Grease 2.

you are the equivalent of the crazy old lady on the bus yelling to herself.

pfft, he couldn't even hit Reagan directly, the bullet ricocheted. Bullshit.

crack, per Dave Chapelle.

Ah yes I remember having borscht and laughing at that capitalist…I mean uh I was scared. Damn it.

No relation.

my big problem with the fighter jet is really that he jumps off the jet which is like 30 feet in the air and lands on concrete without any broken bones.

I've actually seen a bearer bond, I never know why they were ever used but I made about 400 Die Hard jokes.

my spectacles!

I think I've been poisoned by my constituents!

you don't make friends with salad.

She heard from some guy.

Private Lemon is the finest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it.