fuck it, nvm

Okay, so definitely going to hold off on that suicide attempt until this thing is out.

or even fucktiquette

Sooooo…a thematically richer version (slightly) of Freddie Got Fingered. Pass. For histrionic, attention seeking BS, I just watch the Eric Andre show. That shit is over, like, in ten minutes, way less of a slog.

All I know is that every site is going through an identity crisis: the question everyone is grappling with is, what is the best design for mobile devices…it's shifting in that direction 100%, so lots of sites are having to tinker with their formats. For people who hate change: kinda tough, because change is in…

you can understand it not winning?!!! I just stabbed your peanut butter.

If Miyazaki's film doesn't win I will fucking lose it. I will stab clouds and flowers. I will kick children. I will punch the elderly. Nuns will be shoved. Peanut butter will be removed from store shelves, licked and put back in place. I mean, I'll just tell you right now: If Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 beats…

Stallone: he's like a younger, more sexually trangressive Basquiat.

Thx. I was being sincere.

it's just structures that play off of other structures. tropes and genres are referenced, then made absurd. i think some on the spectrum often see the forest, have trouble seeing the trees…and films/books/music/etc that play with structures…that create them, them destroy them, then create new structures all over…

damn, i thought the jug band reference would sell it, but you're right.

This speech never actually happened. Eastwood was never at the convention, there was no chair. Under Obama's direction, the Pentagon fabricated the whole scene using CGI and a voice actor all in an effort to hurt Romney's convention.
And Obama was, of course, working for the Marxo-Islamist-Ding Dong Caliphate that…

12 Monkeys had such a realistic, empowering view of the mentally ill, just great, great news that we'll now see more of that shit in a TV series.

Given the excessive veinage, try not to imagine what Wolvernine's penis looks like. Try not to. Horrific. In fact, Wolverine's penis: that's gonna be next years Halloween costume. Gonna stick 50 purple garden hoses in a clear plastic bag, walk around in that. Nightmares. Everyone who sees me will have nightmares.

to me, it's the pefect film for someone with asperger's syndrome.

you win.

Hopefully they'll just PG-13 this baby up and make it so bland it'll go straight to DVD and we can all just forget the remake ever happened. I just wanna see authentic 1980's penis, not newfangled 20-teens cock. Pretty sure all penises now have, like, WiFi and Tumblr. Nope. Gimme dat Reagan-era Summer (camp) sausage.

The remake was pretty terrible. Appreciated that they avoided the bland, PG-13 trap, but it still just another pointless remake…all gore, none of the style that made the original so much fun. Raimi's Evil Dead 2 had even more creativity, style…please, please don't remake that one. If they just want to hack up…

just "disagreeing" wouldn't really convey the way i feel about the films he put on the list. zero respect kicked in…maybe that's not fair, but there it is. and look, others here have pointed out that his lack of pretension is refreshing…and i get that, that's a fair point to make. but this is a feature…it only comes…

I will never watch this show. But I will definitely read every one of these reviews, very funny stuff Phil. Your Blacklist-induced misery just made my day.