Master Well proves the value of good sex education:

No shit. If they can shell out for Megan Fox, I think they can get a convincing warthog costume together.

Your family wouldn't have to put much thought into the food service anyway.

Thank you so much for that.

Serious pick:
Bright Eyes (Watership Down theme) by Art Garfunkel

If you really wanted to get the Cockburn-Confusion tears flowing, "Pacing the Cage" would do the trick.

A Little Bit of Everything….really?

That's quite the bird theme, Mynah Bird.

I would pick Cohen's (or John Cale's) version of Hallelujah before Buckley's.

Speaking of Dylan, it's a surprise that nobody has mentioned "I Shall Be Released" or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door." Those are pretty standard answers to this question, but maybe both seem trite in 2013.

Creedence: "It Came Out of the Sky."

A disqus themed funeral would certainly be interesting. You'd want to make sure that the Adam Sandler guy wasn't invited.

Beautiful.

16 in the clip, and 1 in the hole. (literally)

Perfect for the pallbearing and lowering.

"God Bless the Dead," "So Many Tears," "Life Goes On."

Copperhead Road at a funeral would be epic.

"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" by Zevon would be a great comedic pick. Maybe saved for the wake.

Right….

Speaking of terror, did anyone read into the Mark Lindsay reference?