poor shatner and fisher - they forgot that all the people paying attention to them have aspergers and can't tell they're joking.

BATTLEFIELD 1.03. FUCK THAT SHIT MODERN WARFARE ALL THE FUCKING WAY.

your website sucks, douchebag. also, MW3 looks FINE. it's not the best looking game out but it holds it's own. and the whole thing runs at 60fps to boot.

i like the idea of being able to shoot someone through a thin wall or an empty wooden box, but the game doesn't distinguish one object for another. last night i was killed by a bullet that passed through a TANK.

are you being sarcastic?! what exactly about atlas shrugged is 'helping to lift consciousness'? seriously, please tell me - i'm dying to know.

i would categorize o'neal's output as 'almost tolerable'.

sean o'neal is the av club's radical grandpa - so what if he doesn't understand 'the vidya games' or modern music production. if it's not on an edison cylinder then IT AINT SHIT.

yeah, what the fuck. pig in the city is amazing.

'worse than hitler' implies people actually cared. i had no idea what you were talking about - i had to google 'nick swardson funny teeth' to figure out you were talking about (i'm assuming) that shitty movie he was in that no one saw.

jesus, take o'neal's balls out of your mouth, wipe that terrifying clown makeup off your face and HAVE A LITTLE SELF RESPECT MAN.

that track is a lot better - both his voice and the beat are way more palatable. thanks for the link!

too bad about the forced gravely voice and low rent lil wayne-biting beat. i want to like it but dude needs to rap in his normal voice and get some more interesting production.

i never liked multiplayer games until COD4, which i loved. i've put many hours in to each iteration since. i thought maybe i'd broken my multiplayer seal and that i might enjoy similar games like halo, battlefield, etc but i can't get in to them. COD's very specific progression/player customization system + the fact…

really? i know you're a little slow, but COME ON

yeah haha that will be funny. 'comment removed'! comedy gold

ooh scott, you're so edgy. you're such an iconoclast.

if you couldn't follow the internal logic of in the 'mouth of madness', maybe you should stick to easier to digest fare like 'shrek'.

DAWN BREAKS - SWIRLING MIST PARTS ON THE HILLTOP AND LO, THE WHITE NIGHT FASTANDSLOPPY APPEARS, STEELY EYED AND TREMBLING WITH RIGHTEOUSNESS AND A MISGUIDED SYCOPHANTIC DESPERATION TO DEFEND THE HONOR OF RANDOM WRITERS ON THE INTERNET WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HIM.
HE SENSES SOMETHING - DID SOMEONE MAKE A MILDLY…

i suppose we're supposed to think milla's twitter rant is laughable, but the really funny thing to me is that sean o'neal is actually paying attention to her twitter account in the first place, let alone thinking that sharing that fact with the world would some how come across as anything other than a little pathetic.

Hey, remember Todd VanDerWerff? Remember how he seemed
like he might be a decent writer, and then, instead, he just got
worse and worse, until everybody was stuck in a Sean O'Neal echo chamber, and we
all wondered just what we were doing with our lives?