Freddie Blassie's Pencil Neck Geek is a notable exception to the rule.

Also, he didn't get the idea in Ireland. He just decided to put the ideas together as a book when he was in Ireland. Try having an idea of what you're talking about before posting a thousand words. "It would make a great video game". Is this the same guy that thought Watchmen would've been better if it involved…

I'm risking getting my mother fucked here, but Cap'n'n'coke and brunch has a little bit of the sorority air to it. Come on, ZMF, Scotch and Soda at least. I thought you more of a hip flask with vodka kind of guy.

you.are.hearing.me..talk.

If you've got three inputs, I'll put mine in!

We'll just leave you three to talk it out.

He pieced it together mostly from sugar packets.
He also ghost-authored "Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?"

I watched some of these at the time, thought they weren't bad. Watching them in sequence is kind of like a Three's Company Episode with Mr. Furley. Kinda contrived, very broad characters, some painful one-liners, meh.

@Fritzy
I'm picturing the cheese man from Saturday morning cartoons. "hanker for a hunk a cheese"

The Midnight Sun is great even without the twist ending. I saw it really young as well, and started worrying about the earth's orbit.

Adam Clayton going on about his spoon collection in the end credits.
"Look, guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection! If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane."
"How many spoons do you have?"
"Nine!"

Best no incest reference yet.

Are they going to show some of the early Mr. Banana Grabber cartoons?

Ah, an aficionado. That movie's like an absurdist play. Long stretches of dialogue that don't make any sense.
"They're avoiding us.
With a look like that, your mother would avoid you.
There are plenty of openings on the graveyard shift.
Maybe they're taking a swim. "

Go fucking invent human life somewhere else already

There was a guy, I think on the old Stern show, that did a dead-on Simmons impersonation. Best line: "We have a new KISS piggybank. Kids put their money in it, and when it's full, they send it to KISS"

"His twin? Gene's brother was an only child."
"Ack!"
"He's sweating the possibility that we might pull out. He's just plain sweating." So much insane dialogue.
Was never much of a KISS fan, but the movie is awesome in a Manos kind of way. I don't find it boring at all, every thirty seconds there is something that…

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY! is what ZMF says after he fucks your wife.

We need more Gort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Gort license plates.

Hell, if Drew Barrymore is considered iconic now, who's to deny the title to Danson?