"I just hope it's not going to be a shitty, half-assed, completely unnecessary rehash of a story the way Charlie & the Chocolate Factory was. " To go thru the mirror, get rid of 'I just hope' and 'not'. You can smell the f'in forced childlike whimsy from here. At this point , I would love to just see Depp blow…

Not my favorite band or close, but liked the song, haven't heard it in a long time, and always loved the video. Who did the animation? I think I saw it on 120 minutes or something years ago and I never forgot that shot of the couple on opposite sides of the bed with the tree shadow between them, or the couch and…

Don't look now, but someone's eaten all your popsicles

Oh, look, there's a piano!

Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?
I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.

It semi-counts, obviously

I wanna see bacon fat coming out of those pores! We're not going anywhere until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up!

How about a black women in metal piece? Shortest article ever?

Tony Decapitation

or later on, a potato sack.

Is Billy Mitchell involved in some way?

There ain't no monorail and there never was!

I called the no-nude conference quote above as Tobias when I was at work, little obscure, but always a good time to say, "I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole"

I think we have an opening at the Poser Level

Insane Clown Posse fans, if any still exist.

But Devito's got his own built-in hairshirt

"He's like the Tony Clifton of AVC" Nice one.

"It really is a delight. (Apart from the rape scene.) " is my new favorite quote. I'm going to use that whenever people ask my opinion on a movie.

You know there's a door over there, Chief-Break-Everything!

O wot a thing to happen!