"Logging in" = "masturbating furiously"?

Mine looks massive, from the right angle

Ellen Degeneres, didn't you know that the Neckbea is out of style?

Leaves something to be desired, that's for sure.  Plus, it apparently ate my old registered user name.

I'm unsure about your opinion, Aeeafg Aeea.  Could you please explain what you mean by "look go"?  Also, is jordan really for all the world, or just part of it?  I look forward to your response.