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"Do you bleed?"
"I said, do you bleed?"

True Story
My freshman year of college, I fell in love with The Kids in the Hall. It used to run daily on Comedy Central at about noon or so, and I would routinely skip class to watch it.

And where the fuck was Orpheus while a war was being waged on his lawn?

Most likely to die in Season Four
Since Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer have shown that they have no problem killing a major character or two, here is my ranking of the top ten characters most likely to die during the course of season four.

Actually Drinky Crow. Sorry.

Fat Guy
So why didn't they make the Maakies pilot (AKA Drunky Crow) into a show rather than Fat Guy Stuck in the Internet?

Film Poster Quotes
The quotes in that poster are kind of funny. Here's the translation.

Jesus Christ, did Adrian Grenier kill your puppy or something?
We get it, you don't like Entourage. Let it go already.